Arsenal v Fulham – single word review and player ratings


Time to trawl the dictionary and thesaurus for our single word player review and ratings after yesterday’s 3-3 draw with Fulham.

Please note, we reserve the right to invent our own words at any time. Or, when circumstances dictate, use more than one word which may or may not include words we’ve invented.

Vito Mannone: 2/10 – Linestuckian

Bacary Sagna: 6/10 – Sturdy

Per Mertesacker: 6/10 – noproblematical

Laurent Koscielny: 6/10 – trymungous

Thomas Vermaelen: 5/10 – droppable

Mikel Arteta: 4/10 – penalised

Francis Coquelin: 5/10 – cheeseyhelmet

Santi Cazorla: 5/10 – firework

Lukas Podolski: 6/10 – pokey

Theo Walcott: 8/10 – confusing

Olivier Giroud: 9/10 – nogginariffic


Aaron Ramsey: 2/10 – broken

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain: 6/10 – movementy

Andrei Arshavin: 5/10 – splonked

Feel free to discuss and post your own ratings, but normal comment policy applies. If you’re not familiar with it, please read.

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