Arsenal v Montpellier – player ratings (sandwich special)

Arsenal v Montpellier – player ratings (sandwich special)

Time to trawl the dictionary and thesaurus for our single word player review and ratings after last night’s 2-0 win over Montpellier in the Champions League.

*Please note, we reserve the right to invent our own words at any time. Or, when circumstances dictate, use more than one word which may or may not include words we’ve invented.

Wojciech Szczesny: 7/10 – Ham and cheese

Bacary Sagna: 8/10 – Tuna melt

Per Mertesacker: 8/10 – Foot long

Laurent Koscielny: 7/10 – Turkey and stuffing

Thomas Vermaelen: 8/10 –  Cheese toastie (made with a Breville)

Mikel Arteta: 8/10 – Butifarra

Jack Wilshere: 8/10 – Double-bacon butty

Santi Cazorla: 8/10 –  Jamón serrano

Lukas Podolski: 9/10 – Spicy bratwurst

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain6/10 – Ketchup

Olivier Giroud: 9.5/10 – Pepito al punto

Subs:

Aaron Ramsey: 7/10 – Egg and chips (runny yolk)

Gervinho: 6/10 – Petrol station salad

Francis Coquelin: Sausage

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