Everton 1-1 Arsenal – player ratings (invented words special)


Time to trawl the dictionary and thesaurus for our players ratings after last night’s 1-1 draw with Everton at Goodison Park

*Please note, we reserve the right to invent our own words at any time. Or, when circumstances dictate, use more than one word which may or may not include words we’ve invented.

Wojciech Szczesny: 6/10 – Szlowszäve

Bacary Sagna: 6.5/10 – Crumpular

Per Mertesacker: 7/10 – Machtigistic

Thomas Vermaelen: 7/10 – Belgumpian

Kieran Gibbs: 7/10 – Takalakalish

Mikel Arteta: 6/10 – Grilleted

Jack Wilshere: 7/10Skurly

Santi Cazorla: 6/10 – Domarified

Aaron Ramsey: 6/10 – Clumsisty

Theo Walcott: 6/10 – Invisigoaled

Olivier Giroud: 6/10 – Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupaaaaahhhh


Gervinho: 5/10 – Nertenstein

Francis Coquelin: 5/10 – Blerp

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