Villa 0-0 Arsenal: player ratings (cartoon character special)


Time to trawl the dictionary and thesaurus for our players ratings after yesterday’s 0-0 draw with Aston Villa at Villa Park yesterday.

*Please note, we reserve the right to invent our own words at any time. Or, when circumstances dictate, use more than one word which may or may not include words we’ve invented.

Wojciech Szczesny: 7/10 – Mr Tickle

Carl Jenkinson: 6/10 – Cyril Figgis

Per Mertesacker: 7/10 – Opposite Smurf

Laurent Koscielny: 6/10 – early Bart Simpson

Kieran Gibbs: 6/10 – de-shelled Donatello

Mikel Arteta: 6/10 – Ren

Aaron Ramsey: 6.5/10 – Scrappy Doo

Santi Cazorla: 6/10 – Stimpy

Lukas Podolski: 6/10 – Wile E Coyote

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain: 5/10 – SuperNintendo Chalmers

Olivier Giroud: 6/10 – Johnny Bravo


Gervinho: 3/10 – Hans Moleman

Andrei Arshavin: 5/10 – Meg Griffin

Francis Coquelin: 5/10 – Squidward

Bonus rating:

Arsene Wenger: 4/10 – Hank Scorpio

Feel free to discuss and post your own ratings, but normal comment policy applies. If you’re not familiar with it, please read.

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