Arsenal 0-2 Swansea – player ratings (in all seriousness special)


Time to trawl the dictionary and thesaurus for our players ratings after yesterday’s 2-0 defeat to Swansea.

*Please note, we reserve the right to invent our own words at any time. Or, when circumstances dictate, use more than one word which may or may not include words we’ve invented.

Wojciech Szczesny: 7.5/10 – MoM

Carl Jenkinson: 4/10 – eager but exposed

Per Mertesacker: 5/10 – one of the least of our problems

Thomas Vermaelen: 4/10 – brittle

Kieran Gibbs: 5.5/10 – lacks end product

Mikel Arteta: 5/10 – exhausted

Jack Wilshere: 5/10 – struggling to find consistency

Santi Cazorla: 6/10 – knackered but trying

Lukas Podolski: 3/10 – better than this

Theo Walcott: 1/10 – cowardly

Gervinho: 2/10 – Just not good enough


Olivier Giroud: 4/10 – weary

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain: 3/10 – burdened by expectation

Tomas Rosicky: 4/10 – not fit

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