Time to trawl the dictionary and thesaurus for our players ratings after yesterday’s 2-0 defeat to Swansea.
*Please note, we reserve the right to invent our own words at any time. Or, when circumstances dictate, use more than one word which may or may not include words we’ve invented.
Wojciech Szczesny: 7.5/10 – MoM
Carl Jenkinson: 4/10 – eager but exposed
Per Mertesacker: 5/10 – one of the least of our problems
Thomas Vermaelen: 4/10 – brittle
Kieran Gibbs: 5.5/10 – lacks end product
Mikel Arteta: 5/10 – exhausted
Jack Wilshere: 5/10 – struggling to find consistency
Santi Cazorla: 6/10 – knackered but trying
Lukas Podolski: 3/10 – better than this
Theo Walcott: 1/10 – cowardly
Gervinho: 2/10 – Just not good enough
Olivier Giroud: 4/10 – weary
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain: 3/10 – burdened by expectation
Tomas Rosicky: 4/10 – not fit
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