The universe. It’s a funny place. There’s fate, if you believe in that. Coincidence. Providence. Destiny.
Or maybe there is a beardy old bastard up there just having a laugh. Via the medium of Ledley King and Fabrice Muamba, he’s having a good old chuckle at Arsenal fans today as we’ve drawn Swansea in the 3rd round of the FA Cup.
The game will be played in the first week of January at Vetch Field, or wherever it is they play these days, and coming less than 24 hours after being beaten by them in the Premier League, it’s enough to make you have a drink.
Except I can’t, I have to drive somewhere in a little while. I’ll just take some of this lovely morphine instead.
It’s good for what ails ya.