After being linked with the Gunners this week, Karim Benzema’s agent says there’s no way Arsenal will sign the French striker.
In news which will hardly surprise anyone, or an easily surprised otter or startled tapir, the player’s agent said, “We can’t stop the rumours. But I tell you: Karim will not go to Arsenal. It’s never been a question for him and no contact has been made.
“He will stay at Madrid. The probable arrival of Gareth Bale at Real Madrid doesn’t threaten him at all. Cristiano Ronaldo and Bale will play on the wings and Karim in the centre.’
“Karim could very well finish his career at Real, the club of his dreams.”
The club of my dreams would have awesome music, an endless supply of rum, lots of free drugs and all the girls would look like Alison Brie, but hey, maybe that’s just me.
But you’d like that club too. I know it.17,252 views