Wednesday, September 17, 2014
Report: Arsenal 2-0 Sp*rs

Report: Arsenal 2-0 Sp*rs

Arsenal: Fabianski, Sagna, Koscielny, Vermaelen, Monreal, Arteta, Wilshere, Rosicky, Gnabry, Cazorla, Walcott

Subs: Viviano, Jenkinson, Mertesacker, Flamini, Ozil, Podolski, Ju-Young Park

Arsenal secured their passage into the 4th round of the FA Cup with a 2-0 North London derby win against Sp*s this afternoon.

Arsene Wenger made a number of changes to his starting line up. Lukasz Fabianski came in for Wojciech Szczesny, Thomas Vermaelen replaced Per Mertesacker, Tomas Rosicky was recalled in midfield in place of Mathieu Flamini and there was a place in the side for young German Serge Gnabry. Theo Walcott played up front in place of Lukas Podolski who dropped to the bench.

The game started at a frenetic pace with Sp*rs winning an early corner which saw Sagna block a Dembele shot, while at the other end Gnabry got to the byline and pulled a ball back for Walcott which was just behind the England man.

The visitors then had the first big chance of the game. A ball deflected behind the Arsenal defence into the path of Christian Eriksen but his shot to the near post was well saved by Fabianski. At the other end a swift Arsenal break saw Walcott shoot from distance and Lloris scrambled to push the ball around the post.

It was Walcott again as the Gunners piled on the pressure, this time a left footed effort curled just wide with the help of a deflection, and from the resulting corner Gnabry fizzed a shot just over the bar.

Thomas Vermaelen picked up an 18th minute yellow card for a foul on Dembele and there were hearts in mouths when he slid in on Soldado a few minutes later, but did win the ball. Santi Cazorla curled a shot a couple of feet wide before Theo Walcott had the best Arsenal chance thus far.

Gnabry showed great strength to hold off the Sp*rs defence and the home side worked the ball behind the last man. Walcott’s shot was saved as Lloris came out to narrow the angle, but perhaps if he’d looked up he’d have seen Monreal unmarked at the back post and a square ball would surely have set him up.

But a few minutes later Arsenal were ahead. Gnabry picked the ball up in midfield, drove towards the Sp*rs box and played the ball into the path of Santi Cazorla. The Spaniard smashed the ball past Lloris from angle to make it 1-0.

Arsenal were on top but failed to take advantage of some good positions, poor balls by Walcott and Rosicky might have been better, and Walcott’s snapshot from a half-cleared corner flew over the bar.

An obvious Sp*rs tactic was the rotational fouling on Jack Wilshere. Dembele got away with a backwards headbutt, and the lilywhite players took it in turns to foul the Arsenal midfielder. Soldado, in particular, was lucky to get away without a card.

Late in the half a Cazorla free kick almost found Sagna at the back post and Sp*rs did well to prevent the Spaniard getting on a bouncing ball in the box. Soldado shot wide just before the break and Arsenal took the 1-0 lead in with them.

Arsenal made a half-time change, bringing on Per Mertesacker for Thomas Vermaelen, the Belgian’s cut knee forcing the move. Sp*rs had a couple of early corners and Arsenal tried to get on top just as in the first half. Cazorla and Monreal combined well on a number of occasions, but they had their moments too.

Soldado shot wide again and Adebayor found some space in the box and looked to have turned Mertesacker but he fell over while making the shot. At the other end the impressive Gnabry fed Walcott who went around the keeper, but the angle was too tight for his shot which hit the side netting.

But in the 62nd minute the Gunners doubled the lead. Danny Rose had the ball in the centre circle. Rosicky put him under pressure, robbed the ball, ran the length of the half, into the Sp*rs box and dinked it over the keeper from close range. There were shades of Michael Thomas ‘Oh God, he’s held onto it too long!’, but the run and finish were top class.

Monreal and Walker traded penalty incidents at both ends with Mark Clattenburg, probably rightly, waving play on in either case, before Flamini came on to replace Wilshere. Cazorla tried a long range effort over Lloris which fell wide before Walcott shot just wide after careless Sp*rs play on the edge of their box.

Mesut Ozil replaced Arteta in the 75th minute and the filthy scummers were shouting for a penalty when the ball hit Cazorla’s arm but the referee rightly played on because they are filthy scummers.

Arsenal were forced to play the final 10 minutes with 10 men as Theo Walcott was stretchered off with what looked like a nasty knee injury. His studs got caught in the turf and he looked to wrench his knee. As he carried off he made a 2-0 gesture to the Sp*rs fans who pelted him with missiles, the filthy scummers.

The scummers tried to press with the extra man but because they are abject wankers they couldn’t take advantage. In fact, it was Arsenal who almost scored again, an Ozil shot tipped around the post by Lloris.

In the end, Arsenal held them at arms length and went into the 4th round of the cup. “We’ve only got 10 men”, sang the Gooners.

Better 10 men than 11 filthy useless scummers. Up the arse.


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  1. theo our speedy gladiator, he who gets showered with arsenal scarf is always gnna be gooner don haha Fvk Sp*rs

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  2. thatleftfootedprince

    gnabry-Remember that name

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    • Rosicky- New contract NOW please!!!!

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    • Gooner For LiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiFE

      dont know what to be more happy about, Gnabry’s display, adebayor being at the bottom of Kosielny’s pocket, walcott’s 0-2, teaching united how its done, wilshere’s shere will power or just giving sp*rs a spanking!

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      • Or the spuds spending almost £60m on two solid gold turds- Soldado (can’t seem to do anything except shank the ball at 90 degree angles and occasionally get a bit cross) and Lamela (can’t even get into their first team because the way is barred by ‘superstars’ such as Chadli and Bentaleb).

        It’s like a sort of footballing Greek cycle- as if the gods have decided to expose the wanton hubris of this country’s tired old pundits by making a total mockery of the prevailing narrative we had rammed down our throats in the summer. If nothing in the past has truly confirmed their incompetence then this really does. I hope Hansen, Townsend and all their c*nty cohorts get the sack. COYG!!!

        Also, the Bentaleb stamp was particularly thuggish. Hope Flam gave him a slap in the tunnel.

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        • Clattenburg was ok today but there needs to be retrospective bans for Dembele and Bentaleb for violent conduct. Classless, but typical of that club.

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    • Wow! What a GNABRY!

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    • Who was the other commentator today with Stuart Robson? Honestly, the mug almost made Robson sound unbiased. Started responding to that 2-0 walcott gesture like an average chav on the dole queue. Never seen such unprofessional commentary. Superb game Gnabry and Rosicky. Even Wishere grew later on. Get In!

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      • And I quote – Roy Keane, “Tottenham fans are idiots”. If even Roy Keane notices the incitement then you truly know the sky is mostly blue.

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    • Best bit is 2-0 up, after 70th min, in total control, so we get a chance to give the £40+ mil midfielder a run out — the world class player we didn’t need to beat them.

      With luck Theo is just precautionary, but also shows we didn’t even need 11 men, and gave Theo a chance to make the move of the game on a stretcher.

      Oh, and the fans singing: ‘Tim Sherwood is a Gooner.’ :)

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      • Forgot — they could keep replaying Adebayor’s air-shot all evening as far as I’m concerned

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    • He was IMMENSE!

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  3. I know sp*rs are shit but they took it to another level today. WHAT ABSOLUTE SHIT!

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  4. The little mozart!!!

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    • contract extension. please.

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    • We need to verify his age, we have heard stories of players reducing their age to be able to play for longer, but in his case, I suspect he was so talented at a very young age to the extend that they had to increase his age to allow him to play with adults.
      He is a beast, and how he manages to run as much as he does for 90 minutes is beyond me.

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      • Gutbukket Deffrolla

        He’s our Giggs (Only better, of course). Fergiue may have been a purple nosed dick, but he did show us what you do when you have a player (or two), who just keep on going and going at a top level and they want to play for you forever. Rosicky wants to reture a Gooner and a Winner and we would be stupid to let some other team have the next 7 years of his brilliance and non-stop running. He wants to stay. He wants a contract. Bloody well give him one.

        When our younger stars have off days and we are in danger of faltering who is it that consistently steps up and drags a result out of us? Who just runs and runs loike a bloody duracell monkey? (But with more end product). Who is the only player we have both fast enough and smart enough to steal the ball on the halfway line, run into the area, and while being pushed hard from behind (in a fair but form way, I must admit), not only stays on his feet but slips the perfect shot past the onrushing keeper? He wants to stay. He wants a contract. Bloody well give him one.

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        • Gutbukket Deffrolla

          As I get older I’m developing digital dyslexia. My fingers don’t go where my brain tells them to. Masturbation will be a challenge from now on, that’s for sure. “Oh, I’m sorry madam, I meant to fondle my own”

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        • DöubleDöubleDöuble

          If you’re having a wank and suddenly discover that it isn’t your cock, then ‘sorry madam’ is probably not the correct response.

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    • DöubleDöubleDöuble

      Oh, Danny Rose, the Czech, the Czech is lurking
      You fucked it up, he nicked it round the side,
      Your season’s gone, and your fans appalling,
      It’s you, it’s you must go and we will bide.

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    • Everyone hear his postmatch interview? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8CDgEAs8OU

      “Take us through the goal then.”

      “That’s what I’m trying to do if I’m playing this position [No. 10?], put the opponent under pressure. And it paid off for me this time. I went there and [chuckles] took the ball and went straight for the goal.”

      His laugh is priceless. Sign him up.

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  5. That moment Rosicky told Gnabry what a good job he had done… What a Leader and Legend

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    • He also went over to sagna after he had done well to deny rose a corner and gave him a pat on the head and they had afew words.

      He loves this club, honestlh dont know whu anyone would think twice about handing him a contract.

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      • Gutbukket Deffrolla

        Somebody better write a song we can sing to Wenger so he knows what to do. I can’t believe we haven’t done the business with Rosicky yet. He is not a man you should apply old player’s rules to.

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  6. i am fucking jumping of joy, this was so sweet. spurs really didjt have a chance. and rosisky, oh my god i love him. he deserves a trophy with arsenal.

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  7. “Are you Tottenham in disguise”?
    Absolutely brilliant.

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    • I am sorry but I am not from the UK and do not understand why such a mediocre side are considered our rivals. In a rivalry, shouldn’t matches be hard fought rather than strolls in the park?

      I remember the match against that our rival who went on to win the champions league last season, it was 1-3 away and 0-2 with the home team losing in both matches. But this rivalry with some headless chicken club is beyond me

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  8. Another 3 points still on top ;)

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  9. Mwahahahahaha

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  10. Performances like this and in the NLD of all games make me love Arsenal even more. I

    can only dream what the atmosphere must have been like. I had the pleasure of traveling to the emirates for the Fenerbace game in august all the way from Oregon, north west corner of the states. It was the one of the highlights of my life, can’t wait to return one day!

    As for the game, all around phenomenal performance from the boys. Made the spuds look like the shit team they are. Gnabry was a beast, very composed, willing to tackle and man is he built for an 18 year old. Certianly a bright future for him. But my man of the match would have to be Cazorla, dominated the his area of the pitch and scored a peach of a goal!

    Also I loved seeing Rosicky talking to Gnabry in the 82nd saying something like this is what its all about son! Great to see the veterans mentoring the youngsters. Give him a new contract!

    COYG

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  11. Class is permanent! Sp*rs are really a pack of cunts. Rosiscky two words for him – New Deal.

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  12. YouTube Graduate

    Gotten yourself a time machine have you?

    Btw, that looked easy.

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    • Yes, certainly from a spectator’s point of view that seemed easier than most games we’ve played this season. Both their strikers were in Koscielny/Vermaelen’s pockets, and their only dangerous moments came when Eriksen/Dembele charged through from midfield early in the first half. They did not have enough men in midfield and were defensively idiotic. We could have had a couple more if Theo and Gnabry had a little luck. Honeymoon period over for Sherwood, he’ll be sacked in May alright!

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  13. Bow down Tim Sherwood, bow down! Cracking game

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  14. Is this what sp*rs meant by bridging the gap between them and us? Seems like expanding the gap – to think that they spent ~£100M in the summer…

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  15. Dembele in English means cunt

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  16. Pink ball in!

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  17. Tim Sherwood: “Arsenal will look at our team-sheet for Adebayor, like we did at Man Utd for Rooney.”

    So glad he made an appearance on the team sheet and forgot to make it to the pitch.

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    • with the left and the right

      perfect how the match ended with Adebayor knocking the ball out of play. just sums up sp*rs

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    • Arsenal *did* look at the team sheet for Adebayor – and quickly moved him from there and into Kosc’s pocket.

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    • That’s almost as good as AVB’s “downward spiral” comment. We’re what, 32-5-6 in all competitions since then? Can’t wait til we turn it around and start on an upward spiral.

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    • mastaofthegoonaverse

      I walked home to croydon after paying £110 for an Olympic Gallery seat outside, lot of dough in 91, and then finding out I was sitting with them!

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  18. I have a man crush on Serge Gnabry.

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  19. Vermaelen true legend for turning the Spurs crest around before the match!

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  20. Walcott you legend! Amazing how quick blogs published this article!

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  21. Theo on the strecher class

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  22. an 18 year old came and gnabed his chance.

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  23. Thumbs down for Sp*ds

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  24. Great match, probably the best perfoamce this season. Passing was quick and sharp, and we played more directly ( Walcott’s influence? ) .

    Gnabry played very well, we always seemed dangerous with his pace combined with Rosicky and co.

    Great to see Rosicky score, sign him up Wenger.

    COYG!!!

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    • Best performance so far this year, but not season. Napoli at home?

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    • Gutbukket Deffrolla

      I had a strange lack of nerves for this one. Watched it right the way through without worrying. Strange, because before the match started I must admit I was a little worried that Spurs might be on a resurgence.
      For a moment I thought Spurs might be about to swamp the PL with superior play like a tidal wave, but after a few minutes of watching the game I realised that all Sherwood has actually managed to do is splash the toilet seat.

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  25. Love the scorers.

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  26. Gunnergetuptogetdown

    Well played. Lucky we drew a small team at this stage. Also doesn’t Gnabry look very good!

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  27. Up the Shyte Hart Lane lol

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  28. ignore the commentators. Well done Theo!

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  29. clueless rooster

    Still clueless roosters

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  30. This is sweet. We weren’t even playing at 60% I feel.

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  31. Why are we so excited for beating a small team? We still have bigger teams like Bolton to potentially play against

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  32. The only olivier is Giroud

    Where’s that genius saying Rosicky offers us nothing now? (Can’t find the link to the article the bloke commented on now, started looking for it the second he scored). Come on you beautiful GUNNERS!!

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  33. No Scezesny, Mert, Gibbs, Ramsey, Ozil or Giroud in the starting line-up and we wiped the floor with them. So superior.

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  34. On paper, risky team selection by Wenger, but it sure paid off in the end!

    Hope the Walcott injury isn’t too serious…he looks good when he’s been in this season.

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  35. Danny Rose, man of the match, lol.

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  36. Looked like torn knee ligaments for Walcott… Hopefully no ACL tear…
    If so, Gnabry will be vital and he looks up for it, true talent

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    • No way mate, surely he would have been in agony. He looked pretty jolly on the stretcher if I remember correctly.

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      • My thoughts too. It looked ligamental tbf before that though so perhaps there was some minimal tear. Pretty unlikely this would have happened had Spurs put the ball out of play a minute before when he was on the ground for so long. Pricks.

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      • missed that part… hope you’re right!

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  37. Silent Stans Content Mustache

    Arsenal B team 1, cunts 0

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  38. clueless rooster

    When monreal got his revenge ..still clueless roosters

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  39. 2-0 against the Spuds, we should really be scoring more goals against these small teams ;)
    FOYS

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  40. 99 problems but being a gooner aint one

    Spuds get the f**k outta the Emirates and take that cunt Adebayor with you.

    Played the cunts off the park with what looked like little effort.

    Gnabry well done, very positive game.

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  41. around the 20th min mark we were singing some popular chant that i’ve heard before but couldnt figure out the lyrics. Somebody help. It was when tv showed some gooners mocking them with bale celebration…

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  42. Fuck spurs.

    Rosickey man of the match for me.

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  43. the flightless poultry have come back to earth.

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  44. Sign Sagna and Rosicky for contract extensions now, please. As for Theo….get well soon, hope that it’s not long term.

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  45. Thoughts…

    1. I think it is safe to say that Serge Gnabry is now a legitimate 1st team option going forward in midfield. Excellent.
    2. Sp*rs are worthless assclowns.
    3. Theo really put in a shift today. Hope he is ok. 9 days rest will do good for the lad, along with the rest of the lot.
    4. Sp*rs suck…out loud.
    5. Koscielny the best center half in England?
    6. Rosicky still has one hell of an engine in him….
    7. Walker and Dembele are truly arseholes of the highest order.
    8. I was surprised Ozil came on instead of Jenks and move Sagna to center half.
    9. Santi….that was such venom. There was never a doubt.
    10. Beating those waste products is so so sweet.

    nc

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    • 11. The old Wilshere is back!!!

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    • Igor Stepanov's career

      Realistically Koscielny is probably second to Kompany but we definitely have the best CB partnership.

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    • 8. I was surprised Ozil came on instead of Jenks and move Sagna to center half.

      Why should he? We weren’t in any kind of pressure, we wren’t try to shore things up, we were trying to score more goals!

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  46. I would turn gay for Thomas Rosicky .. All jokes aside, FOYS!!!

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  47. Fantastic game but the Walcott injury at the end was more than a little worrying. Though the 2-0 gesture he did against the pack of scum behind the goal was the highlight of 2014 so far

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    • Theo has just become a bona fide Gooner legend for that tonight! The scarves being thrown at him by Gooners as he was carried off, after the shit the scum threw at him, were like victory wreaths to a victor in the colloseum!

      Well done, son.

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  48. lets see what action is taken against dembele headbutt and their teenage midfielders stamp on Monreal. No class.

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    • Igor Stepanov's career

      I bet nothing but I bet Theo will get a ban for his 2-0 sign.

      FA tossers

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      • They throw coins at walcott, but when someone throws a soft Banana at Gareth Bale, that fan gets banned? Thanks a lot FA

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  49. Gnabry is well on his way to being the best wing in the world.

    And another fantastic game from Rosicky. Come on Wenger, what are you waiting for, give him a 3 year contract at least. After all, Man United’s best midfielder is a WW2 veteran.

    Hopefully Walcott’s injury isn’t too bad. He did well at CF.

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  50. The funny part was when they spent 100m and got shitter….

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  51. An excellent performance and a thoroughly deserved win… Spurs were utterly outclassed…Gnabry star performance, looks like he could be a superstar of the future…thanks, Danny Rose…Good game by Wilshere…hope Walcott is OK cause we are ridiculously short up front…hope we get Rochdale in the next round so we can rest the stars.

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  52. We 8 sp*rs

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  53. up the arse indeed! fuck off you cockerel on a beach ball looking cunts.

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  54. Wenger's Glasses

    Different class, in every single way. So proud of our lads.. So proud.. :’)

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  55. Eric Irish gunner

    Great win, rosicky MOTM, Gnarby monreal great game, we play squad players and with ten men and still stroll it, shame we have to wait till march to play them again

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  56. That boy Gnabry is a beast. Believe me!!

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  57. Loved our performance today, fantastic energy and quick passing with an electric atmosphere in the stadium.

    If Gnabry has 2-3 injury free years he could be something special

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  58. I hope it’s nothing serious with Walcott. He’s been great since he came back.

    Completely outclassed the tiny tots and this, along with the liverpool game, was the best performance of the season.

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  59. Who was in Koscielny’s pocket today? All of them 

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  60. Loved it, loved it, loved it!!! The guys were fantastic. The way we carved Sp*rs up at will was amazing!!

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  61. What’s the score adebayor?
    What’s the score adebayor?

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  62. His 5 foot 4, he’s 5 foot 4,we got cazorla, fuck adebayor.

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  63. Gutbukket Deffrolla

    17 minutes this report has been posted and already 76 comments. Are you all sure you read the srticles before you replied? (I haven’t. I’m going back up to read it when I’ve finished here)

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  64. Brilliant to see every single player understanding what the derby means to the fans.
    Can’t believe we haven’t seen Gnabry more this season. Very similar to a beast called the OX we already have.
    Time for Koscielny and Monreal, to empty their pockets.
    We don’t want Moneybayor and Aaron Lemon to miss their bus back home do we.

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  65. some dumb american

    Dos a cero!

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  66. https://vine.co/v/hYeFmEAJDeh

    O Captain! My Captain!

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  67. Gnabry. Limitless potential. Impressed every time I see him.

    He’s ready

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  68. I just hope that Loldado and Roflbayor enjoyed the party in Koscielnys’ pocket.

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  69. HAHAHA.
    Thomas Vermaelen you legend.
    https://vine.co/v/hYeFmEAJDeh

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  70. Szczesny's left thumb

    100 million pounds!

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  71. What a complete shower of shit they are, Over 140 million spent more than us in transfers since the premier league started. 11 managers since wenger came to us, no premier league titles, and a shit ground.
    Almost feel sorry for the mugs. Now fuck off to middlesex north London is ours.

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  72. I think we did Sp*rs a favour by limiting the amount of their fans in to watch their shitty team lose against us. Who says Arsenal are not kind to their rivals?

    Well done Gnabs, Rosicky, Fabianski, Monreal (against spastic lennon and speed freak Walker), Walcott for doing a little bit more than what Podolski would offer upront plus bonus points for reminding the hopeless spuds who the kings of N5 are. 10 men for the last few and they still couldn’t breach our defence with their £100 mill ‘superteam’, albeit plagued by injuries.

    What should have been the last nail in the coffin was when at 2 nil up we bought on Mesut freaking Özil and had Walcott stayed on I believe we would have found the net at least twice more. Again, we proved that we can lock it down at the back and hold a result.

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  73. Santi cazorlas coming to town

    Theo gets 2 extra points for the 2-0 signal from the stretcher!

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  74. My MOTM, Tomas Rosicky, if I had a wife I’d let him have her for tonight. Way to go little Mozart!

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    • You seriously just wrote that? Middle Ages rang and wanted their values back. Respectfully.

      As for Tomas Rosicky, it would break my heart to see him in any other shirt. New contract NOW.

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    • If you had a wife, she would let the entire team have you instead.

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  75. Soldado cant even hit the bowl when he pees!
    Sp*rs cant score without penalties!

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  76. Gnabry was amazing. People are creaming themselves over Januzaj but that’s because United’s midfield is so shit that they have to rely on a 19 year old.

    Gnabry is just as good and I really hope he gets more playing time. He has genuine speed, power, technical ability, and an excellent shot plus good vision (the pass to Cazorla was something that Cesc or Özil would be proud of). Like Arsene said, he is physically ready for the top level as well as technically.

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  77. Great shift lads was adescum on the pitch at all? Clueless roosters

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  78. A chicken on a fucking basketball. That is all.

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  79. Sp*rs sp*rted sp*rned!

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  80. Does anyone know what Ju Young Park even looks like?!

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  81. PERMINATOR

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  82. …..100million pounds?….nd stil sh*t….David Levy be like “Wenger is a god”

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  83. Good win, but could have been very different had fabianki not save early on. Vermaelen isn’t good enough for me, two rash challenges, one got a card, the other was literally last ditch because his position is so poor.
    Stop the “ole’s” at 1-0, it’s too cocky. Have we not learn that it can come back to bite you!

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  84. A very Happy New Year to all! Hahaha! And I guess on this win against these slackers, it’s a fantastic start to the year. I’m going to get drunk like it’s new year’s day again.

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  85. Im so gonna purchase the pre-match team photo.

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  86. The score line actually feels more than a 2-0, more like a 5-0. Possibly because it’s 2 we scored + Ade + Danny Rose (who btw was my MoM) + it’s the spuds!

    Theo’s injury probably makes it’s a bit like 5-2!

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  87. Tomas Rosicky! The Benjamin Button of football. He was outstanding tonight. Better then all of the CRAP Spuds bought for 100 million. If you want to see a warrior on the pitch look no further then our Czech. Seeing him play that brilliantly and with such vigour i cannot but help feel a bit of regret and sadness. Injury robbed us of a wonderful footballers peak years at the top of his game. A lot of people said that it was Eduardo’s injury that derailed our title challenge in 07/08 but I feel that the loss of Rosicky was a much bigger blow. Atleast we are getting to see the Little Mozart perform at the twilight of his career. Sign him up Arsene. Lets win it for him.Cmon you Gooners!

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  88. Only if Theo and Giroud were morphed into one playerIt’d be a delight for we gooners. Don’t let’s start about the ladies. Great great win. I enjoyed it from start to finish. It’s easy to see how devoted the players were, they put in great effort. Small matter of an FA cup indeed *In Wilshere’s words.

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    • Theo + Giroud + Santi = The King
      The for the pace,
      Giroud for the presence,
      Santi for the dribbles.

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  89. How fu**in’ good is this Rosicky?!? I think it’s the first time since he joined us that he has managed to stay away from injuries for such a long time and we now seem to see what a player he can be when fully fit and confident. Outstanding performance today! By far my motm. Give this man a new contract Arsene! He’s a class act and he bleeds red n white!

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    • Does anyone remember the TV commentary during the World Cup, right after we’d announced we were signing him, and he scored an absolute screamer of a goal?

      “They’re gonna love him at Arsenal!”

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  90. And they were whinging about percentage of tickets alloted.. Guess those scummers who couldnt come for the game today are thanking their stars now.

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  91. Love the way that the match report starts off fairly impartial and factual but by the end is saying what we were all thinking :-)

    Filthy Scummers!!!

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  92. https://vine.co/v/hYeFmEAJDeh

    The is beautiful.

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  93. that was just so………easy….

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  94. The negative spiral continues.

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  95. Its been a great weekend of football. I love Rosicky.

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  96. Guys were great, so proud of them!!! So much potential in Gnabry, and when Ox comes back.. It will be amazing! Would have liked if Walcott was more open to pass.. He could have played Cazorla who was in a nice and easy situation to score in 1st half… Also in 2nd, Flamini could’ve scored if he passed to him… Don’t like that about him, the only thing. The same was in one of the games in PL, when Sanogo came off the bench, Walcott could’ve assisted him for the goal, it would’ve done wonders for Sanogo’s confidence to get that 1st goal, instead Walcott tried from a very tough angle..

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    • Sanogo? You’re clearly a Spurs fan trying to convert in desparation.

      Bro, do you even Arsenal?

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    • I have no problem at all with Theo fancying a shot everytime he have an opportunity , because :
      .he is a striker.
      .by doing it, he maintains the attention of defenders on him,therefore making them marking him thighter.So with his run he can take them out of a zone, liberating space for another mate to run in.
      .we don’t have enough players with an eye for a goal (giroud,podolski,ramsey,bendtner), everyone else is already trying to create a “easier” goal for a teammate.

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  97. It’s also really difficult to touch the screen without missing the desired rating.

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  98. The mystery of blogs quick match report posts has been solved. He writes it as he goes along. He gave that away today. Sorry if I am being captain obvious. Just writing in case other people don’t know :D

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  99. What a fantastic match! We had quality all over the pitch. It was a bit nervous the first ten minutes, but after that we settled in and controlled the whole game. Big props once again to our defence, who were rock steady throughout, and special congrats to Vermaelen for finishing the first half despite getting clattered twice and having his knee cut up. Koscielny was outstanding, and I’m guessing Adebayor is feeling pretty cramped in Koscielny’s back pocket along with Suarez, Torres, Gignac, and Lewandoski.

    Arteta was very good, and although Wilshere didn’t have his best match, he was still effective. We really shone in attack, and all of Cazorla, Rosicky, Gnabry, and Walcott were excellent. Walcott made superb runs throughout and was unlucky not to score, and his pace pulled the Spurms defense apart time and time again. Gnabry made a great case for more playing time – he’s simply fearless! But the MOTM has to be Rosicky. He never stopped running for the whole 90 minutes, and it was his persistent pressing and tackling that got us our second goal. And what karma it was that it was Rose whom he stripped of the ball!

    Hopefully Walcott’s injury isn’t serious. But I think if it was he wouldn’t have been sitting up in the stretcher on the way off showing that two-nil sign! What a guy!

    That was a brilliant team performance, and I’m full of optimism. We are going all the way!

    Onwards!

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  100. Before the game, one Spurs fan tweeted:”Arsenal, no new kit, no marquee signings, whole of England laughing at them”.

    Who’s laughing now Scum?

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  101. Well… I was fortunate to go to the Emirates for the Cardiff game the other day.

    And I was even MORE fortunate to get a ticket for tonight. My first north London derby… Fuck me that was amazing! I don’t think we stopped singing in the Clock End. Magical night. Will never forget this.

    Adebayor, what’s the score?!

    Tim Sherwood’s a Gooner!

    COYG

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    • I went to my first NLD in September and the atmosphere was incredible then. I can’t even imagine what it must have been like tonight. Soldoodoo hit one into row Z from 10 yards out unmarked in that match and the fans started chanting “That’s what thirty million buys!” at him. And at the end of the match, “We spent fuck all and it’s still one nil!”

      Brilliant stuff, just love our supporters.

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  102. I was on the train early to the game with my 59 year old Dad — we were the only people on the carriage — he was wearing his Arsenal scarf. Unluckily at one of our stops the hardcore Sp*rs fans got on, the ones who look like creatures in Lord of the Rings, sans clubs, with loads of police on the platform. They were rocking the train carriage, bashing the glass etc, and they were screaming abuse in my Dad’s face while videoing it on their mobile phones. One in particular was jumping up and down while holding onto the ceiling bar like a crazed monkey, provocatively smashing his knees against my Dad. Thanks Arsenal for making my day today, you were fluid as fuck, and cheers Walcott for doing what I wanted to do to the Spurs fans from the view of your stretcher. Only scummers would pelt missiles at someone on a stretcher. You’ll always be shit, you’ll always be shiiiiiittt. Tottenh*m H*tsp*r, you’ll always be shit!

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    • i saw some spurs fans doing something similar after the game in kings x station, abusing some poor old chap for absolutely no reason. by the way these are middle aged adults i’m talking about not stupid kids who don’t know better, no excuse, fucking pricks. they really got what they deserved today, precisely fuck all.

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  103. I have to say Gnabry looks like he will be a starter for us soon. Such a beastly player.

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  104. Who do those spurs fans think they are, throwing money at walcott?

    You’d have thought they’d know about wasting money, they didi plenty of that in the summer transfer window.

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  105. Are you stupid jammathon? Being 1-0 up with 51 minutes played and doing ole’s is not the smartest thing to do, and is a lot different from 2-0 up in the 80th minute.

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  106. Özil's Eyes on Arsene's Hot Thighs

    So easy I got scared.

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  107. Bacary's right leg

    The Ox will have a good fight on his hand’s for that last spot on the bench. Gnabry looked the real deal

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  108. I’m having a roast chicken for dinner.

    Funny the Spurs gaffer babbling on about a lack of squad depth when they were the ones who bought an entire team (of shite) of of bale’s proceeds and every pundit in the land hailed their ambition over us. As I recall, they were making the point that no Arsenal player could get into the Spurs team.

    Great pretenders for 17 seasons. 14 managers and counting and none the closer to a consistent top 4 finish never mind the title which they have not won since black and white TV (and they are concern with our little trophy drought…bless them)

    As envisioned, Sherwood was naive going toe to toe with us and employing two (useless) strikers.

    Wenger gambled a bit with Gnabry on but the youngster did him proud.

    I thought we would get good joy from Podolski and Walcott on the break with Spurs likely to cede space coming at us due to their delusions.

    But Podolski was not needed and our midfield of small men once again ran rings round their orcs.

    Could have been a bigger score line and once again, statistics don’t tell the whole story. We dominated them and were never really in any danger save the Erickson chance earlier on and the one Adebayor scuffed.

    Excellent graft by Rosicky who must have a footballing age of 19! Walcott was brilliant and unlucky, his use of space showed and increase acumen. You have to love his respond to the press reminding them that it was Spurs misfortune to play us at this time. Good on him to remind the daft Bantam weight fans of the scoreline at the end too…bless him.

    But again, solid solid performance at the back and where we would have been nervy down to 10 men in recent past, you could feel the lads wanted the clean sheet and worked hard to keep it (Santi!)

    On that note, I feel Santi despite his jolly nature is a competitive little man and the introduction of Ozil has only served to spur him on to elevate his game. You could feel his frustration not scoring over recent games and the elation having buried that!

    Put in their places the cocks and pundits….again.

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  109. Will adebayor stop trying now. Usually his territory once a couple of games go against his way. To see him lay down against United take his shin pads off and wait to be carried off when they got one back. Told us all you need yo know about his character. Only short of carrying himself off on the stretcher. Good display today. One for the fans me thinks.

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  110. dennisWantsAWord

    Broadway Danny Rose. It was for Tomas anyway. Sign that man now

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  111. FOYS!!!

    That is all.

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  112. The media is right, Spurs showed great ambition in the summer and spent well.

    Giroud > Soldado
    Betdner > Adebawhore
    Podolski > Defoe

    Walcott > Townsend
    Chambo> Lennon
    Santi > Chadli
    Ozil >Erickson
    Jack > Lamella
    Arteta >Dembele
    Flamini >Capoue
    Rosicky >Sandro
    Ramsey > Paulinho

    Gibbs > Rose
    Sagna > Walker
    Per > Dawson
    Koscielny > Vertonghen

    The only player that could get into the Arsenal team is possibly Lloris and he’ll have to fight Szsc for first.

    Money very well spent indeed. Keep throwing it away.:D

    18 seasons and counting finishing below us. 14 different managers and rarely in top 4. Last won the title when TV was black and white and they want to worry about our little blip.

    Spurs, the gift that keeps on giving.;)

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  113. Oi Voldermort!

    I live in Middlesex. We don’t want the cunts!

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