Arsenal 3-0 Stoke – player ratings

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It couldn’t have been more different from what happened in Mordor back in December. Arsenal won comfortably, were in control throughout, and really should have scored more than three.

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Bar a late save from Stephen Ireland had little to do throughout as Stoke were a bag of shit. Never looked worried by their supposed physical threat though.

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Put him in as he played most of the game. Looks to be growing in confidence, his tackling is good, has great pace and really does whip in a nice cross.

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A solid display from Der Ent, got annoyed with Crouch too which was like seeing two bamboo shoots having a row.

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Ok, he had a stinker against Southampton but that really is the exception rather than the norm. Good goal, added solidity at the back.

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Get undue criticism in my opinion, was very solid today and brave too, thundering into aerial challenges despite having his face cracked open by that wanker Crouch's sharpened elbows.

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In the team on merit and on the basis of today's performance should keep Flamini on the bench. A well disciplined performance too.

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On form he's just such a lovely player to watch, the close control he has is amazing at times and his relationship with Alexis is really developing.

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He's 34 but hasn't lost the zip in his legs. When he accelerates over 3-4 yards and drives towards goal it's always fantastic to see.

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Top Oxing today, unlucky not to score and you can see qualities of Rosicky in him in the way he likes to motor towards the opposition penalty area.

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Two goals, one assist, five chances created and a tireless hard working performance that Stoke just couldn't deal with because they're cunts and he's awesome. A £30m bargain.

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Could have scored in the first half but for an excellent Begovic save, held it up well, gave us physical presence up front and had a good scrap with Shawcross.

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Yes, it's early days in his comeback but having been set up so beautifully by Alexis he really should have scored (or at least hit the target).

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I'm still amazed there are people who are indifferent to his return. Welcome back Mesut.

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Bonus rating: Syphilis/10 for Arnautovic, sly cunt.

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