Arsenal 0-0 Hull – player ratings

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That was pretty dull overall, we had chances to score and either didn’t take them, or we were denied – once more – by a goalkeeper who had a stormer.

Here’s how the players rated. Warning: it was all very average, so there’s not a lot of variation.

DO
13
5.5
CC
21
6.5
PM
4
6
LK
6
6
KG
3
5.5
MF
20
5
ME
35
6.5
AI
17
7
JC
28
6
TW
14
5.5
DW
23
6.5
DO
13
6
CC
21
6
PM
4
6
LK
6
6
KG
3
6
MF
20
6
ME
35
6
AI
17
7
JC
28
6
TW
14
6
DW
23
6
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13: David Ospina

6
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5.5
Readers
36

He was in goal. Wearing gloves.

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21: Calum Chambers

6
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6.5
Readers
35

He is a very handsome young man who can't run as fast as Hector Bellerin. However, that's true of pretty much all of us, so he shouldn't feel bad about it.

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4: Per Mertesacker

6
arseblog
6
Readers
3

His name is an anagram of Racketeer Sperm, and for all he was troubled today, he could have been running his under the counter spunk operation from the pitch.

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6: Laurent Koscielny

6
arseblog
6
Readers
5

He should know by now not to give Mike Dean any excuse to send you off, and perhaps he got a bit lucky with that second half slide, but that doesn't mean Dean isn't a wanker because he is.

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3: Kieran Gibbs

6
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5.5
Readers
23

I like turtles.

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20: Mathieu Flamini

6
arseblog
5
Readers
16

Pointy Matt Oh pointy pointy Anoint my head, anointy-nointy

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35: Mohamed Elneny

6
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6.5
Readers
51

Will be serious with this, he looked tidy enough, and a little more ambitious than his last appearance. And yes, we'll sort his picture out.

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17: Alex Iwobi

7
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7
Readers
46

He's good.

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28: Joel Campbell

6
arseblog
6
Readers
33

Very unlucky not to score, denied by the fingertips of the Hull keeper

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14: Theo Walcott

6
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5.5
Readers
11

Imagine a world without chimneys. Where would we be then?

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23: Danny Welbeck

6
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6.5
Readers
39

Nice to see him start again, the minutes will do him good.

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7: Alexis Alexis

5
arseblog
4
Readers
38

WHO ARE YOU? YOU'RE NOT MY REAL ALEXIS.

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12: Olivier Giroud

6
arseblog
6
Readers
29

Made a great chance for the Ox from which he should have scored.

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15: Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

5
arseblog
4.5
Readers
12

Bar the shot he made a bollix of, hardly involved at all.

Vote is now closed.

Bonus rating: 0/10 for Mike Dean who was a 10/10 gimp.

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