Wenger explains Sanchez airport pictures


Yesterday saw pictures of Alexis Sanchez at Heathrow airport, with many people suggesting he was heading to Italy, raising speculation about what he might be doing there.

Arseblog News understands that the players were scheduled for a day off after the Bayern Munich game, and with the Chilean’s future still uncertain many put two and two together and got five.

Amazingly, it turns out there’s a fairly simple explanation, and he wasn’t going to Italy at all.

“He has a court case in Barcelona,” said Wenger. “He will be back in training tomorrow.”

We’re assuming that it has something to do with the tax case he was involved with recently, perhaps some additional paperwork or something.

Or he’s opening a dog shop on Passeig de Gràcia and has run foul of city planning by-laws and he’s taking them to court so he can have puppy emporium like no other ever seen before.

There’d be indoor parks, and games, and water-slides and puppies. Oh my god so many puppies. It would be puppy heaven.

That’s probably what it is.

Archer Mallory Mangan – aged 3 1/2 months


  1. Blogs, as things stand right now i would like you to temporarily focus on Puppies.
    Archer there is a real mood lifter, i felt happy for a wee moment.
    Maybe until the end of the season Arseblog can become Arsedogs.

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  2. It would be a real shame to see Alexis go because he is a top drawer player but if he doesn’t want to be here then we should sell him. We have to sell him abroad otherwise we will look like such cunts if he’s lining up in a City shirt or a Chelsea shirt next season.

    I think we need to get a load of these players out to be honest, there are too many soft cunts in our squad that just flat out arent good enough.

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  3. Just open a dog rescue centre somehere in the emirates and call it “Sanchez’s Sanctuary”… hes going nowhere and it could be tax deductable…bonus!!

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