Wenger explains Sanchez airport pictures


Yesterday saw pictures of Alexis Sanchez at Heathrow airport, with many people suggesting he was heading to Italy, raising speculation about what he might be doing there.

Arseblog News understands that the players were scheduled for a day off after the Bayern Munich game, and with the Chilean’s future still uncertain many put two and two together and got five.

Amazingly, it turns out there’s a fairly simple explanation, and he wasn’t going to Italy at all.

“He has a court case in Barcelona,” said Wenger. “He will be back in training tomorrow.”

We’re assuming that it has something to do with the tax case he was involved with recently, perhaps some additional paperwork or something.

Or he’s opening a dog shop on Passeig de GrĂ cia and has run foul of city planning by-laws and he’s taking them to court so he can have puppy emporium like no other ever seen before.

There’d be indoor parks, and games, and water-slides and puppies. Oh my god so many puppies. It would be puppy heaven.

That’s probably what it is.

Archer Mallory Mangan – aged 3 1/2 months

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