Arsenal 1-5 Bayern Munich – player ratings

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Arsenal 1-5 Bayern Munich - player ratings

Well, that was about as much fun as a prostate exam carried out by Hellboy.

A 5-1 defeat, a 10-2 aggregate exit, it’s grim at the moment folks, but then football is always going to deliver highs and lows. And this is something of a low.

Here’s how the players rated tonight.

DO
13
5
HB
24
4
SM
20
3.5
LK
6
5.5
NM
18
4
AR
8
5
GX
29
4.5
AOC
15
6.5
TW
14
6
AS
7
3
OG
12
3
DO
13
5
HB
24
4
SM
20
4
LK
6
6
NM
18
4
AR
8
5.5
GX
29
5.5
AOC
15
6
TW
14
6
AS
7
4
OG
12
4
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13: David Ospina

5
arseblog
5
Readers
36

Conceded 5, not at fault for any of them.

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24: Hector Bellerin

4
arseblog
4
Readers
37

I think he needs to go back to short hair

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20: Shkodran Mustafi

4
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3.5
Readers
54

At least Hank Scorpio has a flamethrower. And hammocks

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6: Laurent Koscielny

6
arseblog
5.5
Readers
5

Stitched up by Lewandowski (https://twitter.com/GeorgieTheGoona/status/839231878225866755) and a referee who doesn't have a clue.

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18: Nacho Monreal

4
arseblog
4
Readers
14

I like you Nacho, I'd play hacky-sack with you anytime

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8: Aaron Ramsey

5.5
arseblog
5
Readers
13

Good in the first half, considering he hadn't played for so long. Full of energy. Ran out of it though.

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29: Granit Xhaka

5.5
arseblog
4.5
Readers
53

Does it say something about the state of the squad that the manager moved him to centre-half rather than bring Gabriel on. Quality yellow card, even if they did score moments later.

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15: Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

6
arseblog
6.5
Readers
12

Like a big whitehead on your nose, a bright spot

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14: Theo Walcott

6
arseblog
6
Readers
11

What a cracking goal he scored. I also like the bit where he thrust the ball into Alaba's belly.

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7: Alexis Alexis

4
arseblog
3
Readers
38

Some people are mad because he was laughing on the bench, but I'd be more mad about how often he gave the ball away. That's just me though.

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12: Olivier Giroud

4
arseblog
3
Readers
29

Stop missing chances. Score the chances. Thanks.

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11: Mesut Özil

0
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2
Readers
28

He came on

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34: Francis Coquelin

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1.5
Readers
40

He also came on

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9: Lucas Perez

0
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5.5
Readers
55

JUST START HIM FFS HE CAN'T BE ANY WORSE THAN THE REST OF THEM.

Vote is now closed.

Bonus rating: 10/10 - It was very nice of the Make a Wish Foundation to let that desperately incompetent man referee the game.

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