I saw a dog with a massive arse

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Today I saw a dog with a massive butt but then there was another dog called Grealish whose butt was perfectly normal.

He was some kind of rescue dog and he had enormous paws but at least his butt was normal. He was so soft. His fur was amazing.

I don’t know if he was named after the Grealish lad at Aston Villa, former Irish international Tony Grealish, or Grealish O’Toole – the man who could sing all of U2’s songs in the style of Brendan Behan – but at this point it doesn’t matter.

Dogs are the best and the world probably wouldn’t be in the state it’s in right now if everyone had a dog.

Anyway, I don’t judge dogs for the size of their butts and if you do shame on you it’s and your ffault because life is too short.

Dogs are the best.

WOOF!

Imagine a giraffe with a massive butt, nobdoy needs to see that

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Fed up gooner

Mate you pissed?

Too Drunk To Be Offside
Too Drunk To Be Offside

I saw the article headline – I saw a dog with a massive arse, and I thought Mr. Blogs must have seen Mourinho walking his dog.

Nachos in Montreal

Underrated comment

eddcat

Are you high?

David Timoney

Has drink been taken?

Lindhe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFPRkMKsc_Q

No dog video i’m sorry, but who dosen’t love Hector Bellarin!?

Bill

Shave those sideburns you hippy

Insider9

And Happy Easter to you too Bloggs 🙂 boink

Twatsloch

Woof!

JC48

So if our next manager was a dog, what type of dog would it be?

Martin

Andrew who is nobdoy ?

kaius

Effin Nobdoy, our newest signing. You heard it here first.

Boilk!

Anonymarse

Are you talking about the buttocks or the actual anus?

José P

Blogs, I read this on the day my love is rejected, I hate you man.

JackyBoy

Happy boink to you dear blogs! Tomorrow remains to be seen 😉

PVS

Pretty sure blogs was shit drunk while writing this. Couldn’t give an arsenal about his spelling.

Toure motors

I tell you what dog I don’t like… Harry Canine….

Runzac

I completely agree. Final nail in the coffin today. Mugmashers and Manure both win and 7th place it is. Total utter nonsense going on and no one seems to be sorting things out. I believe we will stay in 7th place and rightfully so – table doesn´t lie and all that

Hi-brid

Drink up now please Arseblog, it’s time to go home.

Dixon\'s Awsome Own Goal
Dixon\'s Awsome Own Goal

I’m also smashed, Blogs. Got to do something to forget about that lot possibly winning the league. Happy Easter

Lula da Gilberto

Give nobdoy my regards.

Arun M

Mourinho winning does this to all of us.

Bruce Lee

Blimey, I know you love dogs but, Arsenal relevance?

Oh, it just dawned on me big arse and Arsenal.

ClockEndRider

Wise, wise words which we would all do well to take to our hearts.

Dan Hunter

Husky dogs are pretty. All other dogs are ugly

Original Paul

John Terrier is a cunt.

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