Five things that might happen if something that won’t happen happens

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Imagine if that thing that isn’t going to happen actually happened, and after it happened other things happened as a consequence of that.

You have to imagine because that thing isn’t going to happen, but for the purposes of this article we’re going to say it happened because it then lets us make up the things that might happen if it did.

Clear? Good.

1 – A trope or a tired old meme based around an inaccurate stereotype of a fanbase.

2 – Fake a tweet from a popular Twitter account wind-up merchant, or troll and invent a zany reaction to the thing that never happened.

3 – A poorly executed Photoshop which is meant to be funny but ends up in the realms of casual racism.

4 – The spinning head of Ray Winstone pops up and tells you what the odds are for thing that’s not going to happen even though he knows fine well it’s not going to happen but what does he care he’s being paid a massive amount of money to do it.

5 – A series of listicles asking what would happen if this thing actually happened inside other listicles asking what would happen if this thing actually happened until you realise you’ve created a wormhole that will eventually suck the entire Internet into it and then we can all go outside and play with a puppy.

A puppy celebrates the fact the Internet has been destroyed

So, now you know what would happen if the thing that isn’t going to happen happened. You may carry on with your day.

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