Kolasinac pinches The Jeff’s squad number

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Arsenal have confirmed that new defender Sead Kolasinac will sport the number 31 in his debut season at Arsenal.

We’re not quite sure what the significance of 31, if indeed there’s any at all. We had a check and he wore 6 at Schalke and wears 5 for Bosnia. The Jeff used to wear 31, we’re guessing he’ll get a new set of digits.

As you’ll remember, Kolasinac signed on a free transfer and will now compete with Nacho Monreal and Kieran Gibbs for a role on the left side of whatever formation we decided to go with in August.

Anyway, here’s how Arsenal’s social media team made the announcement. Snazzy.

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nullvinho

3 for the number of red cards he’ll get and 1 for the league title he’ll win us, every season..

Niall Shannon

If he wins us 1 league title every year, I’ll gladly take 3 red cards

Aurora

3 likes and 1 dislike. Please leave this comment at that. Too perfect to like or dislike anymore.

Martin

Hasn’t ever had a red card

Heavenly Chapecoense

He has the face of somebody who would get unfair red cards though.

Bendtnerschristmastree
Bendtnerschristmastree

Can’t we just have 3 titles and 1 red card a year?

Bendtnerschristmastree
Bendtnerschristmastree

And make that 3 league titles, a year

Jim

LM18?

Matt

“We’re not quite sure what the significance of 31, if indeed there’s any at all. We had a check and he wore 6 at Schalke and wears 5 for Bosnia.”

Right…

1. (5^2) + 6 = 31
2. [(5 x 6) / (5 x 6)] + (5 x 6) = 31

Clearly it’s the second one.

Lord Bendnter

Some people deserve gold medals, others (Professor Matt) deserve Nobel Prizes

Matt

Please say you’re on the committee

Kami

And that’s Mattematically correct!

thw14

Forgot (6^2) – 5 = 31. Sead strikes me as more of a reducer.

Tasmanian Jesus

Clearly.

My name is Jeff

My number!! Now my only option is to have a big THE in the middle of my back.

Gunnya

Jeff the?

Pedant

I guess if a beast like that wants your shirt you have to give it up.

Gunnya

Did you just question the Jeff?

Gus Caesar

I’ve never been so excited. Is it August yet?

gavin

“Anyway, here’s how Arsenal’s social media team made the announcement. Snazzy.” said in the voice of Louis Balfour

Tony

Why not wait and take Gibb’s number?

bob

Hey blogs these aren’t appearing on the arseblog news page

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