Picture: Arsenal’s three kits for 2017-18

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Via Footy Headlines comes a picture of Arsenal’s home kit, away kit and third kit for next season.

As high fashion types here on Arseblog News, we thought we’d give our verdicts on what we’re going to be wearing next season.

Home kit

You know the way in the film The Fugitive, Dr Richard Kimble claims he’s innocent of his wife’s murder and says he saw a one armed man the night she was killed? Well, this very same one armed man drew this kit on a bar napkin after eight beers and a couple of bourbons using a cocktail stick as a quill and his own blood as ink after somebody had gouged out both his eyes with a spoon.

Away kit

Someone at Puma said, ‘Hey, let’s make a shirt that puts you in mind of speed, agility, finesse, technique, elan, trickery and the kind of grace that you would associate with the finest ballet dancers.’

Then some other twat overruled him and made a shirt which looks like it was made of leftover fabric from a 1980s shell-suit factory.

Third kit

The people responsible for this shirt have a strange sexual predilection involving Stabilo highlighter markers and Dyno-Rod van drivers. They are most likely friendless and will die alone, or get shot to death by police when they finally find out who’s been killing all those kids.

Anyway, check out the picture below and make your own minds up!

Arsenal kits 2017-18

The tracksuits don’t look bad though

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