Jens to return in coaching role?

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Generally speaking, Arseblog News takes everything the Daily Mail says with a pinch of salt. Mostly because as a paper, and a website, it’s an ill-informed, hit-whoring piece of shit with little or no morality and even less of a track record of getting things right from a football point of view.

Bearing that in mind, you can make up your own mind about their report that the club are set to offer Jens Lehmann a job coaching the reserves as he tries to gain his UEFA Pro Licence.

Jens, being Jens, is apparently in dispute with the German FA and wants to do the course with the Welsh FA because they offer more practical coaching than the theory based programme in Germany.

Jens in dispute with anyone at all sounds pretty believable and last season, when Jens came back, Arsene Wenger was quick to praise his professionalism and influence in the dressing room.

Jack Wilshere was also full of enthusiasm for what Lehmann brought to proceedings.

“He was a bit like an assistant manager on the pitch,” he said. “He was telling us what it is like and was giving a team-talk at half time.

“He is so passionate, you could see that. He was screaming and shouting at everyone.

“I remember him being a bit crazy and a bit of a character before. But he looks after himself and is great to learn from. He’s 41 and he’s got a better body than me!”

Although his remit would be the reserves if this does go through, the idea that Jens might be around to impart some more madness on Wojciech Szczesny is tantalising indeed.

Shine on you crazy diamonds.

 

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Mental Strength

Crazy Jens coaching Crazy SZCZ. nice.

ramgooner

ermm…can we atleast make almunia his assistant coach…i mean poor guy he has a house and a dog in london…he wouldn’t wanna leave

ramgooner

plus part of our wages is spent in his dog food!!

TomC

Yes. More Germans please. Would love to see him back with us with a whole bag of quality goalie mentalism to offer the yoof.

Dick Swiveller

Only Jens could alienate his own country’s FA to the point whereby he’s forced to go to Wales, possibly the most brilliant German of all time (subject to how many thousands of goals Podolski scores…).

MAllen

Speaking of Podo, does this mean no more NB52 or am I just having another wet dream?

Damir

You would think the club would finally offload NB52, but Mr. Wenger does work in mysterious ways.

I’d rather see NB taking Chamakhs place, with Podolski taking over for Park. With Ryo M. and J. Campbell and possibly Arshavin and Vela returning, it wouldn’t surprise me if we got rid of some useless players.

MJB

Did you see Ryo playing this PM against QPR?

Was given Man Of The Match and he is ON LOAN for freak-sake.

This guy can play amazing football at 19 so what is the Arsenal of 2012-13 gonna be like?

Bixby

My favorite keeper ever!!

domacle

Seaman?

Highberry

Seaman.

NorthernGoon

Seaman’s the best keeper we’ve had but I understand why Lehman is the fan favourite – that loveable lunatic

Wes Mantooth

Lansbury?

Danno

Like-a-new-signing bury?

MJB

“I remember him being a bit crazy and a bit of a character before. But he looks after himself and is great to learn from. He’s 41 and he’s got a better body than me!”

Classic.

Bring him back to teach the szcz even more stuff!

Cygan's Left Foot

My favorite keeper too. I never loved a player as much as mad Jens until Santos arrived now.

Comedian

Szczesny has that craziness about him.
Its the turn of Damien martinez .

lemon

Almunia will packing his bags early…

Trollsene

This news would probably sent Almunia packing 3 months too early.

TSOTIA

ah!

GoonerMatt

Tim Wiese had the right of it about Jens – but thats exactly what makes him so brilliant. SCSZ is definitely his heir apparent

richpryor

“Bring me the head of Manuel Almunia”
Starring Jens Lehmann and Wojciech Szcz

Alex

Almunia disliked this.

Nazzygooner

Time for Arsenal to install toilets behind the goal.

MJB

Nazi-gooner?

MJB

Apologies, a bit pissed this pm….

NorthernGoon

Would be a masterful signing if it is the case. Oh and blogs, a Floyd fan by any chance?

Holloway2Holland

“Arseblog News takes everything the Daily Mail says with a pinch of salt. Mostly because as a paper, and a website, it’s an ill-informed, hit-whoring piece of shit with little or no morality and even less of a track record of getting things right from a football point of view.”

I think you’re being a bit too kind there mate.

arseblog

….,

Cygan's Left Foot

“Jens, being Jens, is apparently in dispute with the German FA and wants to do the course with the Welsh FA because they offer more practical coaching than the theory based programme in Germany.”

LMAOOOO. Yes, if Mad Jens said the Welsh course is better, then to hell with the German course with their backwards courses.

Just one thing, I feel REALLY sorry for Ramsey, he will do a lot of translation into English if he want to or not.

GunAball

jens can speak english.

Cygan's Left Foot

Here is a hint, the course in Walsh and Ramsey is Walsh!!!!!!!!!! (Walsh got their on language too).

Rodders1971

Everton 1,diving middlesex cunts 0…Redknapp’s twitching like fuck coz he knows St Totteringham day’s a-comin!!!!

Comedian

Everton played well i loved the linesman the same guy from the liverpool game,some cunt player from cunt team went and abused him the crowd behind the linesman hit back at that cunt and the crowd and linesman started laughing at that cunt. Then every time the cunts fouled he was so happy to raise his flag.
Cock off you spurs.
Come on gunners hammer newcastle payback time evenif one of the cunts left them.

springlovin

England manager my arse. In Moyes we trust ha ha

springlovin

My old man said be a Tottenham fan I said fuck off bollocks you’re a cunt

richpryor

better respect your father if you’re a gunner
disrespect like this is for lilywhites

springlovin

Fuck the spurs whoever you are and walk in e xile if you are related as all spurs fans are cunts

springlovin

The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said “fuck off, who’s that team they call the Arsenal, who’s that team we all adore…..

springlovin

Red army

D arsenal

come monday night, we will be saying mua ha ha #up the arsenal

springlovin

Thumbs up if u hate Tottenham, thumbs up if you hate Tottenham….

Gunner4life

Everton did the job on clueless spuds, now lets do the job on monday. GO GUNNERS, clueless spuds(the media darlings) are losing it big time!!!

rvp

Gather around children and listen to the tale of the power shift in North london…at night they say you can hear the war cry of Bac Sanga chasing the scum who thought they were world beaters!!

Good Omens

Most amusing, Twitchy has really lost his composure – his head was bobbing around like a marionette in the after game interviews. The one thats on the BBC site, he says ‘2nd half’ 10 times in 1.53 secs.. game of two halfs Harry me old cocker, and season of two halfs too. We’re a’coming spuds.

Chaplin35

Haha, 2nd half, the most one-sided 2nd half you’ve ever seen. I’d like to think the twich is ignoring the NLD where 2nd half was the most one-sided 2nd half you’ve ever seen 🙂

TeeCee

A game of two halves.
And spuds got sod-all in both of them……

Tacklr

Nice to see Mad Jens back. He’ll ssurely help SCZC get even better. Would like Dens and Henry back too.

In another note Lukasz Podolski was sent off today in Cologne match versus Hertha Berlin.

By the why, the Toffees were awesome today. Let’s beat the Geordie twats and Sp*ds will hand over the 3rd spot.

Charlie

If he wants to work with the Welsh FA, he probably shouldn’t work at Arsenal, which is an English club. Just saying…

springlovin

Let’s just stick to spurs are shit theme its Saturday

Pele of Romford

He’s cracking up, he’s cracking up,
He’s cracking,
Harry’s cracking up.

Pele of Romford

Didn’t anyone else notice Harry ‘the tax dodge’ break a gentlemans agreement not to play Saha??
What a cunt.

Eric Irish gunner

Ye the dirty rat, fuck them there falling apart even better that saha hit the post now let’s do the prick pardew Monday night

springlovin

Am I the only one who thinks England are making a serious mistake if they want cunt hound Harry. Why is he number one contender? He is a wanker. Keep him at the cunts.

rvp

I have always maintained if FA wanted long term success give mr wenger the top job to sort out grass roots level football

SDDutchGooner

They’d be like the two metal heads in the Mighty Ducks.

Runcorn Gooner

So Liverpool can’t play on a decent surface or a ploughed field
Bye Bye Champions League (again)

Johnny Massacre

Lehmann Vs Szczesny is a fight I’d wanna see. My money is on Lehmann all day. He is such a cowardly but loveable savage, I think he would fight dirty.

GunAball

szczesny reminds me too much of jens. he needs him.