UEFA have banned Arsene Wenger from the touchline for three more European games and slapped the boss with a £40,000 fine after finding him guilty of improper conduct in the aftermath of the 3-0 win over AC Milan at the Emirates.
We could go over the incident again, but what’s the point. Even if Wenger farts in N5 and sees the London breeze waft his odour in the direction of UEFA HQ he gets punished. It’s an unbelievable state of affairs.
In a statement on the UEFA website, a minion relayed a personal lament from curly-haired twat-in-chief Michel Platini.
“Monsieur Platini is very disappointed by the decision of the International Court of Justice in the Hague.
“He was of the understanding that Wenger’s crimes against humanity were more than worthy of the maximum punishment of death.
“His decision to constantly field young players, much like Joseph Kony in Uganda, definitely contravenes our rules and we shall now contact some charity-type to create a viral video proving as much.
“While the three game ban is a poor show by the judge, we shall do our utmost to ensure that Wenger is followed everywhere by goons…hired goons.”
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