As the summer transfer sagas continue around players we don’t really want to see leave the club, it’s been pretty quiet about those whose departures might suit both them and us.
Nicklas Bendtner is one. Having spent last season on loan at Sunderland, ending up their top scorer with 8 goals, his future has been up in the air since Euro 2012.
But TGSTEL has given an update to his situation ahead of Denmark’s game against Slovakia on Wednesday. Speaking to the Danish press he said, “It is not an option to stay at Arsenal. It’s not something I want or Arsenal. I expect that there will be a clarification on my club situation before the transfer window closes.”
Revealing that he had rejected some offers because they didn’t meet his requirements Bendtner confirmed that there was interest from clubs in Germany, Spain and Italy.
“Yes, there is something from those leagues, there are concrete talks”, he said, before pulling down his trousers to show off a pair of underpants advertising Denmark’s number one armadillo food manufacturer.
He then disappeared in a puff of smoke which turned out to be him driving his £200,000 Maserati into a tree.
Thanks to @ArsenalDane for the heads up