It pains us to have to think about today’s game again but needs must, so here are the player ratings and reviews. This time the theme is injury/illness – which is appropriate because most of us will be suffering a hangover tomorrow as well as having had Arseitis inflicted upon us.
Vito Mannone: 6/10 – mild hayfever
Bacary Sagna: 5/10 – Concussion
Per Mertesacker: 6/10 – Sniffles
Thomas Vermaelen: 2/10 – Dislocated spine
Andre Santos: 2/10 – Amoebic dysentery
Mikel Arteta: 5/10 – Hamstrung
Jack Wilshere: 4/10 – ADHD
Santi Cazorla: 6/10 – Scarlet fever
Lukas Podolski: 2/10 – Acute invisibility
Aaron Ramsey: 2/10 – Brewer’s droop
Olivier Giroud: 4/10 – Nappy rash
Theo Walcott: 4/10 – Impacted colon
Andrei Arshavin: 5/10 – Delirium tremens
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