Arsenal lose high court battle over concerts

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The BBC report that Arsenal have lost a high court fight which would have enabled them to hold more concerts at Emirates Stadium.

At the moment there’s a restriction to three per year which the club wanted to increase to six because of a ‘clear error’ in the planning process.

At the hearing Ken Friar said that the increased income was necessary for the club to be as competitive as possible. However, 0fficials said that if Arsenal could afford to pay ÂŁ42.5m for Mesut Ozil, they could certainly afford to eat in a moderately priced restaurant.

It now seems as if they’ll have to scrape by on just three and could miss out on a killer shows from the likes of:

– Gunns ‘n’ Roses

– Basement Jaxx Wilshere

– Muset Ozil

– Belle and Sebastian Squillaci

– Linkin Park Chu Young

– Roarie Deacon Blue

– Mikael Sylvesyter

– Coleplay

– Robin van Morrisson

– Le Saux Solid Crew

– Taribo Westlife

Any other Arsenal/football related bands we’ve missed out on? Get your dreadful punnery in below.

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Ben knight
Ben knight

The Wenger Boys?

JC
JC

Per Jam?

They're building a Bendtner
They're building a Bendtner

Rambones

vito
vito

Totally offtopic, but good to have you back blogs. 🙂

TURF
TURF

Flamini and the sleeves

Mertesacker's Per
Mertesacker's Per

Led Zelalem

Mertesacker's Per
Mertesacker's Per

Alexis in chains

chav
chav

The Dave Matheiu’s band

Josh
Josh

Bendtnervana

oursenaul
oursenaul

Cool…

Robstar
Robstar

Oxy Music?

Robstar
Robstar

Dirty Sanchez
How could I of missed that one?

Bigtone
Bigtone

We could have Roxette. I’m sure the fans in London will go wild when they take the stage and kick off their set with Joyride. She says: Hello, Giroud. I love you.

I’ll never post again.

ThePessimisticGuy
ThePessimisticGuy

Dangnabbit…

danger
danger

Kenny Szczesny
Santi(cazorla)gold
Mikel Jackson
Los del Ryo (for all you Macarena fans)

Oz
Oz

They Might Be Big F*cking Germans

Bolarinwa Mayowa

The Big Friendly Giant

Petit's Handbag
Petit's Handbag

Bolox, this mean the Garth Brooks concerts are off??
Jay-Z(impson) is my poor attempt

A to the HA
A to the HA

SZ/CZ

The only Olivier is Giroud
The only Olivier is Giroud

I feel like a failure for not being able to think of a terrible pun. *Hangs head in shame*

clickfish13
clickfish13

Johnny Cashly Cole

rezman
rezman

Andrey Arshavin 3000

Daniel
Daniel

Childish Viviano?

Limp Bar
Limp Bar

Tourean Breaks

BanikaGooner
BanikaGooner

Lana del Ray Parlour?

John
John

Santigold Cazorla Roux (double whammy)
Alexisonfire Sanchez
And of course our goalkeepers, Sczez and Dave

John
John

You don’t like my Sczez ‘n’ Dave pun?

There’s no pleasing you…

Limp Bar
Limp Bar

Jefferson Airplane

BanikaGooner
BanikaGooner

The Notorious BFG?

Bonjour
Bonjour

^ This one wins out of all the puns seen so far

Tomás Rosicky
Tomás Rosicky

Tacklemore and Ryan Shawcross

ArseN5
ArseN5

That is brilliant!

Yoyo Sanogoals
Yoyo Sanogoals

Hang on a second, you made an article just show off your poorly written music puns. Well played sir, well played.

Henners
Henners

The Gibbs

The return of the corporal...

Any chances of the Red Hot Chile Peppers ft Alexis performing???

Limp Bar
Limp Bar

Neneh Perry

dustwolf
dustwolf

The Bee Gees. Kieran, and the Ox (they look the same and I am sure could pass as brothers).

Henners
Henners

Sigur Kos

Viswaram
Viswaram

Mertallica perhaps??

Gutbukket Deffrolla
Gutbukket Deffrolla

Mertërhead

TheĂ–zmeister
TheĂ–zmeister

Ox Pistols

Stuart El butcher
Stuart El butcher

So solid Ryu. Henry Mancini, Ramseystein,

Limp Bar
Limp Bar

The Overmars Volta

Gerald Gonzales

Wright Said Fred?

mik
mik

or was it Wright Said Wreh?

Zino
Zino

30 seconds to Overmars

dvander Eboué
dvander Eboué

The real Eboue

Gerald Gonzales

Cesc Pistols

Limp Bar
Limp Bar

Bouldfrapp

clickfish13
clickfish13

Schez & the Poldice aha

Craig Patik

Szczęsny, Stills, & Nash
Led Zelalem
Santi! At The Disco
Shakieran
…And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Diaby
Nacho Inch Nails
Alanis Mertesacker
Oxlade In Chamberlains
Alexis W K
Arctic Monreals
The Smashing Podolskis
Rammseystein
Red Hot Chili Chambers
Giroud O’Connor

And obviously: The Wenger Boys

Tazmanian Jesus
Tazmanian Jesus

I got nothing…

eddymc2
eddymc2

Limpar Bizkit?

Limp Bar
Limp Bar

Tom Petit and the Heartbreakers

clickfish13
clickfish13

Terrence Trent diaby

JayArse
JayArse

Gnarlsbry Barker? yes? no?

Mr Arsenal -Tony Adams
Mr Arsenal -Tony Adams

bac street boys

False11
False11

Lorde bendtner

Gooner drop a plop
Gooner drop a plop

Absolutely gutted!! Was looking forward to seeing:

Billy Joel (Campbell)
Chubawamba (Akpom)
Isaac Hayesden
and my personal fave, Flamini and the machine

Sk
Sk

The Fab-ianski Four

Sk
Sk

Tame Im-parlour

Mr Arsenal -Tony Adams
Mr Arsenal -Tony Adams

schez pistols

pink floyd hasselbaink

earth wind and neuer

N - Gunner
N - Gunner

Chambo n Chambo

Simon
Simon

30 seconds to Overmars
5 seconds of Diaby
In Flaminis