No doubt you’ve seen the news that Lukas Podolski is set to make his film debut in a German movie called Macho Man – a look back at the wrestling career of Randy Savage.
Our forward is going to play his trainer who makes him run for ages while cycling along eating a sandwich, goading him all the way.
But if he’d made his debut before now, so here are ten films he could have starred in.
1 – Luk who’s talking
2 – 21 InstaGrams
3 – City of Pod
4 – Pearl Aha-rbour
5 – The Cologne Ranger
6 – My left foot
7 – Snatch – “Do ye like (hash)tags?’
8 – Children of a lesser Pod
9 – The (Ger)men who stared at goats
10 – (mann)Schaft (you’re damn right)
Ok, we were ambitious with 10, but hey, feel free to add more in the comments.
We apologise in advance for any frivolity this article may have caused and we recognise that football is super serious and no fun should be had ever.