10 films Lukas Podolski should have starred in

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No doubt you’ve seen the news that Lukas Podolski is set to make his film debut in a German movie called Macho Man – a look back at the wrestling career of Randy Savage.

Our forward is going to play his trainer who makes him run for ages while cycling along eating a sandwich, goading him all the way.

But if he’d made his debut before now, so here are ten films he could have starred in.

1 – Luk who’s talking

2 – 21 InstaGrams

3 – City of Pod

4 – Pearl Aha-rbour

5 – The Cologne Ranger

6 – My left foot

7Snatch – “Do ye like (hash)tags?’

8 – Children of a lesser Pod

9 – The (Ger)men who stared at goats

10 – (mann)Schaft (you’re damn right)

Ok, we were ambitious with 10, but hey, feel free to add more in the comments.

We apologise in advance for any frivolity this article may have caused and we recognise that football is super serious and no fun should be had ever.

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LoftyArse
LoftyArse

Mr. Peabody and German
The PodFather
Das Boot
The Big Podolski

assistantref
assistantref

The Big Podolski gets my vote. Thumps up sir.

The Ghost of Paul Robinson
The Ghost of Paul Robinson

No Contract for Pold Men

Hond
Hond

Pod fiction; a film about all the clickbait regarding his transfer, although the window is closed.

KM
KM

The Pod’s must be crazy 🙂

Micky Mouse
Micky Mouse

Poldilocks and the Three Pers

Gunner From Another Mother
Gunner From Another Mother

Alright everyone. Micky Mouse has won the internet for today. Time for the rest of us to pack it in. See you tomorrow.

maddolove
maddolove

Reading your tweets plus above You and Timbo
“Are one flew over the cuckoos nest”

Poldi meanwhile…

Is ” what are we going to do about Kevin (Poldi)”

Go on bite me…I know its bad and sad but it’s been a long day

I'm not Giroud
I'm not Giroud

What?

Maddolove
Maddolove

Let me explain…..

“One flew over the Cuckoo Nest”
Oscar wining film starring Jack Nicholson
But only film buffs and less younger fans than “I’m not Giroud” may know it

Arseblog comment section suits all ages to include the female ( me)

We need to take about Kevin….even “I’m not Giroud” should know that one ( urban film )

Lol

born and bred
born and bred

meanwhile…

What?

Ed
Ed

I think the “what” was with regards to how it makes sense in the context of coming up with Podolski themed film puns.

I think the questions are:

Does adding “Are” to the front of “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest” have a reference that I’m not getting? And does adding “Poldi” as the surname of a character really count as a pun?

Chairman Meow

Seriously what?
And one flew over the cuckoos nest “only known by film buffs and older people?”
Behave, its an amazing from that tons of people will know about.
it was also a book beforehand so shhh

Chairman Meow

“amazing film”…idiot

H18ury
H18ury

Cool Hand Lukas

KB
KB

The Podfather!!

Emma
Emma

What about Mr. (Poldi)ean ???

The Only Olivier is Giroud
The Only Olivier is Giroud

Aha-conda!

Rocky Road
Rocky Road

Errr, The Podfather?!?!

The Only Olivier is Giroud
The Only Olivier is Giroud

Waterboy! Man I’m on fire!

(Usually when I say that it means I’m really not, so I’ll just get my coat so long).

Jason
Jason

Grown Ups 2

Tazmanian Jesus
Tazmanian Jesus

Obviously he’s Podrick in Game of Thrones.

Goatee_of_Pires
Goatee_of_Pires

Poldi: D’ya like me tags?
Wenger: tags?
BFG: Yeah, tags #AHA #RedArmy #AFC?
Wenger: Aaah, your instagram tags. Yeah I like your tags. I like your left foot more.
BFG: Very good.
Podolski: #AHA #Wengerlovesmytags #AFC #AlwaysBelieve #Leftfoot

Tanuj Baru
Tanuj Baru

The Ahavengers

Rahul Nadkarni
Rahul Nadkarni

The German Who Wasn’t There

beNZed
beNZed

THE LION THE WITCH AND THE PODOLSKI
THE LORD OF THE PODOLSKIS
INGLOURIOUS POLDIS

Gunner90
Gunner90

King Aha-rthur

Tazmanian Jesus
Tazmanian Jesus

Ahacalypse Now
Poldy, Poldy II, Poldy III, Poldy IV, Poldy V and Poldy Balboa.
Podzilla
Lukas of Arabia
The Polish Connection
Dr. Aha

The Big Podolski….hahah, best one I saw by far!

Fergie the Gooner
Fergie the Gooner

Pold School
Aha Wars II: Attack of the Welbz
The Pod Couple
The Fresh Prince of Highbury Square
Poldi: Child’s Play
Pold Feet

Jettepaque
Jettepaque

We Need To Talk About Lukas
Don’t Luk Now
Podolknado
On The Bench
Me, My Selfie and Irene
When Lukas Met Sally
Bring Me The Head of Lukas Podolski
Any Given Poldi
The Hurt Luker
Pold Boy

Ted E.
Ted E.

The Unbearable Lightness of Podolski

Ted E.
Ted E.

O Podolski, where art thou?

Man Manny
Man Manny

Have you thought of his starring with Eboue in a blockbuster hit?

Gooner4life and beyond
Gooner4life and beyond

To joke at all about pearl harbor is a disgrace! Just a Christmas ambush, only second to 9/11 for America! Only led to the nuclear world we live in for the rest of the duration of life itself! Some things are just not a joke. Like saying pod blitzburg! Some things are just not a joke! I love and have been a follower of asrecasts and blogs for years! My favorite was the very end of your podcast with arshavin imitations! Great! But to joke on sad historical events in movies! We as gooners are better than that! We have class, that’s what separates Arsenal from every club, team, franchises and their supporters. We are pure class as a club on and off the pitch, and all of us gooners should continue to be so. Just hit a nerve, history is to be learned from so we don’t repeat the past, not joke on it, even if it’s just a movie. Love ya their at the Arsecast and blog keep it classy goons, and let’s start climbing this table and come out on top of our CL group!

Norn Iron Gooner
Norn Iron Gooner

Not sure if serious….

Arsepedant
Arsepedant

I know … and if he IS serious, then dear oh dear, where to begin?

Bogroll
Bogroll

Thumb up, that was funny.

Jungu Beans
Jungu Beans

Clearly a jokester.

RoyaleWithCheese
RoyaleWithCheese

Maybe you should tell that to Michael Bay, who turned the attacks on Pearl Harbor into a crappy love triangle?

Ed
Ed

Hey man, yeah, and look at all these Podfather jokes. Don’t people know that that shit was real, and that a horse DIED to make that movie?! I mean, oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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supa dupa
supa dupa

I think he should of been in one of the Christopher Nolan Batman films, co-staring Neymar.

berlingoon
berlingoon

Lucky Luk

Hi-brid
Hi-brid

Don’t Luk Now
#A-hard Day’s Night

Toure Motors
Toure Motors

Harry Podder

Bigdave
Bigdave

Sweeney Podd: The demon aha-ber of Fleet Street.

Hi-brid
Hi-brid

Luk Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Poldi-sac

Meester Stumpy
Meester Stumpy

Das Football Boot…err…something something Podolski something left peg hammer Podolski – Vanishing Point…Vanishing Point.

the only sam is nelson
the only sam is nelson

given that blogs is Irish i’m a little surprised not to see

My Left Foot

in there

#Aha!

Charles
Charles

Luk who’s coming to dinner.

the only sam is nelson
the only sam is nelson

My Left Foot

the only sam is nelson
the only sam is nelson

which is on the list *punches self in balls*

ah well. How about injury themed films?

Theo – The English Patient

Diaby – Broken Arrow

Rambo – The Man Who Walked up a Hill and Fell down a Mountain

etc

yo
yo

Abou Diaby’s A Series of Unfortunate Events

Arsepedant
Arsepedant

Aguirre, The Wrath Of Pod
All The King’s (Ger)Men
Apoldilypse Now
Apoldo 13
Podsworth
The German Connection
Gallipoldi
A-Hamlet
Aha-rd Day’s Night
Lukal Hero
Luke Back In Anger
The Magic Foot
The (Ger)Man With The Golden Foot
My Man Podfrey
Pod-tergeist
A Shot In The Park
They Shoot Footballs, Don’t They?
Shootsie
Topkapoldi

And a couple of titles that don’t even need to be changed, they’re such naturals for him:

The Goalie’s Anxiety At The Penalty Kick
My Left Foot
The Shootist

Forceoffive
Forceoffive

S(aha)ra
The Joy Luk Club
(Podol)Ski Patrol
The Luk Of Love
Aha Trek: Deep Space ‘9’
Podistrict 9

gooner21
gooner21

The Poddit: The Desolation of Stoke

T
T

Poldi, whith a chance of meatballs

andBergkampsawthatitwasgood
andBergkampsawthatitwasgood

Die Aha-rd
Die Aha-rd 2: Die Aha-rder
Die Aha-rd with a Wengence

Arseblog
Arseblog

Road to Podition

shitbird
shitbird

The Good, the Bad, and the Poldi.

Stephen
Stephen

Dude where’s my shinguard?!(car)

yo
yo

YES!

Jan
Jan

Poldi Brasco
Good Poldi Vietnam
The Poldinator
Polditor
Poldiasic Park
Aha-rtbreak Ridge
The Poldicist
The Poldicism of Emily Rose
The Poldicles of Aha-rnia
Poldi Darko

What about Bond Films? Could we get a clean sweep?

Poldi No. (9)
From Poldi With Love
Poldfinger
Thunderball
You Poldi Live Twice
On Her Poldiskis Secret Service
Poldi’s Are Forever
Poldi Let Die
The Man with the Poldi Gun
The Spy Who Loved Poldi
Octopoldi
For Your Eyes Poldi
Never Say Poldi Again
The Poldi Daylights
PoldiEye
Poldi Never Dies
The Poldi’s Not Enough
Poldi Royale
Poldi od Solace
Poldifall

Stephen
Stephen

The Lord of the left wing (the rings)

Jan
Jan

Bond Movies?

Poldi No. (9)
From Poldi With Love
Poldfinger
Thunderball (nuff said)
Yo Poldi Live Twice
On Her Poldiskis Secret Service
Poldis Are Forever
The Man With the Poldi Gun
The Spy Who Loved Poldi
For Your Eyes Poldi
Octopoldi
Never Say Poldi Again
Poldi To Kill
PoldiEye
Poldi Never Dies
The World is Not a Poldi
Poldi Royale
Poldi of Solace

Tazmanian Jesus
Tazmanian Jesus

Ahasterix and #ix
Poldis 11
The German Job
Ace Podolski, Prank Detective

Ancient Gooner
Ancient Gooner

The Big Podolski

Move on!

Goonerify

Blast it like poldi

Yankee Gooner
Yankee Gooner

The M-aha-trix
Postbusters

* got nothin’

nognir
nognir

Poldfinger
You only shoot once
The #Aha team
A few good (ger)men