If you’re not already sitting down, Arseblog News suggests you assume the position and brace yourself.
Why? Well, it seems that some ruffian punched Robert Pires in the face. Yes, his beautiful face.
As you know, Pires is playing in the Indian Super League for Goa, and in a game against Atletico de Kolkata, as the teams went down the tunnel for half-time, their coach, Antonio Lopez Habasas, jabbed Bobby right in the mush.
Goa coach Zico said, “One of our players said that he was beaten by the coach of the other team Pires said he was punched on the face by the Atletico coach and it is very shameful.
“I am telling you what my players told me and I didn’t see that myself but I don’t think that Pires will lie and say something that didn’t happen.”
What an absolute rotter this Antonio Lopez Habasas character is. The kind of man who wouldn’t enjoy being snorfled by a puppy, we bet.
What kind of sick world are we living in when people try to destroy all that is beautiful? We need to lie down.