Cech did initiation rap at Arsenal

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As is the custom at many clubs, new signings are expected to perform a song in front of their new teammates as a kind of initiation.

Mesut Ozil did 99 Red Balloons, Alexis Sanchez performed Chilean rockers ‘La Mentiras’ big hit ‘Chupame Mama’, and according to Theo Walcott and Kieran Gibbs, Petr Cech performed a rap.

Freestyling off the top of his dome, he included players and the manager in his lyrical rhymes and that.

“It was the best initiation song I’ve ever seen at Arsenal,” Walcott told Complex.com.

“Petr basically went round each table and did a rap, involving each of the players sitting at the table – and he included the boss – it was amazing.

“There is a video of it but I don’t think it’ll ever go out…”

There was also this amusing coda to question about the biggest ‘bromance’ at the club.

Gibbs: Yeah, Calum and Alex are tight…but nothing beats Mesut and Mathieu. They do everything together, they do gym sessions together, sauna together, eat together…

Walcott: Yeah, we actually call them Flamzil (laughs).

Flamini is also friends with royalty, he must be a good chap to hang out with.

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RIP Hleb
RIP Hleb

Inspectah cech

Dylan
Dylan

As a Wu Tang fan and gooner, hands down the best comment i’ll ever seen on this site

D
D

PC MC

yo
yo

perfection.

be the change...
be the change...

Pow!

chippy's chip
chippy's chip

Needed the good old glove really.

Post January Blip
Post January Blip

Cech yourself before you wreck yourself.

Ferngunner
Ferngunner

That video will have more views than kim K’s sex tape the minute it gets out.

CampBerg
CampBerg

Cech yourself before you wreck yourself.

DialSquareGoon
DialSquareGoon

Mike Cech, 1, 2, 1, 2.

elmeliac
elmeliac

Apparently Arteta’s full rendition of Stairway To Heaven brought Rosicky to tears..

Derek
Derek

That’s great now do you think you can make some proper saves?

Mark
Mark

There’s always one….

Dylan
Dylan

You Petr Cech yourself.

Me So Hornsey
Me So Hornsey

Brilliant!

Dodgem
Dodgem

Haaaaaaaa! Thanks

Martin Murray
Martin Murray

I think you’ve just won the cech puns, i laghed out loud in work, hero!

Ferngunner
Ferngunner

He was probably creating soms sick ryhmes to come in his head when the goals went in. Pretty sure that was the last we saw him go all ‘szcz’ on us like that……

Right Cech, right??

GeneWildersCrazyDNA
GeneWildersCrazyDNA

How fitting, an initiation rap, to compliment his debut of an imitation crap.

Joking aside West Ham was a rare blip, I am sure he’ll be great this season, looking forward to the big guy claiming the golden glove in May!

GeneWildersCrazyDNA
GeneWildersCrazyDNA

*league debut, he bossed the Shield game.

Getso gunner
Getso gunner

Hope Cech will rap palace on sunday

Bob
Bob

Best Photoshop job ever! Hilarious.

Paul
Paul

“Horse houses” are “stables” by the way Bloggs…;-)

indrossi
indrossi

Do you think he had crazy bars? Like the bar on his goal, geddit?

Tough crowd.

yb
yb

Your coat sir.

Rossi88
Rossi88

B3ing told about this, with no possibility of seeing it is pretty frustrating…Id rather not know tbh

Rossi88
Rossi88

Que leaked video…please!!

AllGunsABlazin

We need that video leaked. If SZCZ was still around I’m sure he’d find a way of getting it to the papers.

Goondiana Jones
Goondiana Jones

One Glove(butler) feat. Da Gent

Hereford Gooner
Hereford Gooner

I would like to write a sitcom about the adventures of Flamzil

Penfold
Penfold

They would be living in a dingy north London flat a la Richie and Eddie? Love it!

Ex-Priest Tobin
Ex-Priest Tobin

Will never support Cech. He is Chelsea to the bones, whatever supposedly likeable sideshow tricks he may turn. Another performance like last week’s and he should be benched.

Glaswegian Gooner
Glaswegian Gooner

Well you’re a great Arsenal fan aren’t you? Not supporting your own players (And Cech IS an Arsenal player right now whether you like it or not) is just pathetic in the extreme. Grow up.

neutral
neutral

clubs have been taking our best players for years, I for one am delighted to turn the tables

WizardofOzil
WizardofOzil

Nothing quite as sweet as an acoustic rendition of “Chupame Mama”

Aaron
Aaron

Brilliant! Definitely need that video leaked ASAP.

Also, who does Gibbs mean by Alex? Iwobi or Alexis?

Builderarch
Builderarch

Assuming the ox

Man Manny
Man Manny

That explains Sunday.

Penfold
Penfold

Initiation rap then initiation flap?

Per
Per

Do you think Arsène has Flamzil in mind when keeping Flamini at the club? Mesut needs to be kept happy?

Hereford Gooner
Hereford Gooner

Yes

Paul
Paul

No

King Henry the xiv
King Henry the xiv

I doubt he does; anyone remember Cesc and Senderos? Bromance or not, Arsene got tired of Drogba making a fool of the big centre back and shipped him off!

Ferngunner
Ferngunner

With Flamster at £40k and Ozil at £140k i doubt think this 2 macericks compare paycheques when they go off together hehe..

Arse Sutra
Arse Sutra

If the rap was after the league game then probably it
was the song from Akon
” Sorry …you can put the blame on me ”
And just like Akon says at the end of the song
(Cech looking at defense and the OX)
” Even though the blame is on you
even though the blame is on you “

TDog
TDog

Transcript…
Arsene Wenger they call him the professor,
Spanish Right back by the name of Hector,
Big Fuckin German the name he has? Per,
Cech 1-2 but Laurent is Faster.
Right in the middle like Coquelin
Wilshere in there with a broken Shin
Mesut and Santi got dancing feet
Sanchez runnin around like a little mosquit
Ooooo.. Giroud up top with his slick back hair
Walcott sprinting can they form a pair?
Brap in ya face..
I was there i heard it…

Double98
Double98

Keeper or GoonEr

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the keeper of a team called Goon-Er

In west Smelly london bought and paid
Stamford Bridge was where I spent most of my days
Savin it maxin’ catchin’ all balls
And all listening to mourinho with his ignorant calls
When a new belgian keeper who was not great but good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got benched for one little season and i got scared
I said ‘I’m movin’ with Wenger and Bould in Goon-Er’

Jose begged and pleaded with me day after day
But I packed my suit case and went on my way
I said good by to john terry as i showed him my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.

——

Well, the contract landed and when I came out
Dick law in all his glory standing there with my name out
I ain’t trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said P3TR and it had Cannons in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought ‘Nah, forget it’ – ‘Yo, home to Goon-Er’

I pulled up to the emirates about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo home smell ya later’
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To stand on my line as the Keeper of Goon-Er

Last Man Standing
Last Man Standing

Bow Down – the Cech edition

Tha world is mine Jose get back
Dont fuck with my stack the gage is racked
About to drop the bomb Iam tha motherfuckin Cech; Big fish in a small pond!
Now tha chavs wanna throw the book at the crook
But I shook their worm and their hook
Cunts hold their breath they wanna miss me when Iam tipsey
Runnin everything WEST of the Thames River
Its the unseen pullin strings with my blacky helmet
We got the shield so pucker up
FO we march up the table
Bow down before I make a phone call
Got 25 gooners runnin up on ya’ll
Fo the cheese we want them keys
Everybody freeze on ya knees butt naked please
Before any of you sissy chavs get heart
Cunts rewind my part and….(Bow Down)

(Originally Bow Down by Westside Connection)

Dylan
Dylan

Flamzil hahaha

Dodgem
Dodgem

Honestly can’t imagine it being that good though can you? Yanawadaimean

Momoney717
Momoney717

Who is in the Flamini photo in the boat?

Sid03
Sid03

That is Princess Beatrice of York, with her boyfriend and someone who looks like Viggo Mortensen in the back.

Flamini is apparently good friends with her boyfriend Dave Clark and her.

Here is another file photo of Beatrice with Flamini from 2013.

http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/princess-beatrice-of-york-jamie-reuben-and-mathieu-flamini-news-photo/451190859

Double98
Double98

ooh great have you any pictures of Kim Kardashian and Hector Bellerin – coz this is Hello Arsenal right?

Obinna
Obinna

Cech cleared…

Arsetronomy
Arsetronomy

Now Cech it, I got more mack than Hleb and in the bed, believe me sweetie I got enough to feed O’Leary.

adriano
adriano

who’s the “royalty” on the boat with flamini?

Cornelius P. Snuffington III
Cornelius P. Snuffington III

The woman in green is one of the queen’s granddaughters.

Mark
Mark

Any guesses as to what language Flamini and Ozil getting along so well in? Ozil- German, Turkish, Spanish, limited English,, Flamini- French, Italian, English,, maybe he speaks German?

Cornelius P. Snuffington III
Cornelius P. Snuffington III

Ozil’s English is better than you think. Here’s an interview he did, most of it in German, but at the beginning you can hear him speaking English with whoever the other guy is. It’s pretty good, and it was done two years ago.

Cornelius P. Snuffington III
Cornelius P. Snuffington III

Oops, link to the interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Z3UDwC9FU

GoonerN16

Cool link, nice one Snuff