Despite not always being convincing, Arsenal beat Watford 3-0 at the Emirates this afternoon, a triumph made all the sweeter by the fact Troy Deeney saw his penalty saved by Petr Cech.
Here’s how the players rated today.
Bonus rating: 10/10 Cech saving from Deeney. Not just because it was important in the context of the game, but because this lard-arsed shit-trumpet had plenty to say about us after the last game, so it was nice to feed him some humble pie. Even though he really likes pie. But don't worry, the pie was made out of poo.